DivestNU vs. NUDivest – A History of Northwestern Confusion
The Flipside investigated the Wildcat Connection Archives to find other haphazardly named student groups.
Category Archives: Archives
Daily Northwestern Full of Insightful Opinions
A popular section of the Daily is the Opinion section, in which writers share their hard-hitting insights into major conflicts. The Flipside dove into the Daily archives to retrieve some other Pulitzer-worthy Op-Eds.
Northwestern Career Advancement: How To Get a Job
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.
Patriots to Use Crossbows in Super Bowl XLIX
Dubbed “crossbow-gate,” the Patriots’ latest tactic is projected to push the odds to the Patriots’ favor. Studies show that football teams that use crossbows win 97% of the time against teams that do not use crossbows.
Stephen Colbert to Give Large Donation to Northwestern
EVANSTON—Students received a message from President Morton Schapiro Monday afternoon regarding the upcoming announcement of an unprecedented alumni donation. This donation will be honored on Wednesday, January 28 at a special ceremony led by Schapiro himself. Following the announcement, speculation concerning the identity of the magnanimous benefactor plagued the student body. Rumors of Chester M. Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze a.k.a. Tom Hanks Jr. a.k.a. Mr. Wonderful) involvement have been quashed by the most recent update from the Office of the
Low-tier Consulting Firm Internship App Only Requires 5 Interviews, Sacrifice of Orphan
Students seemed really relieved that we only require five rounds of interviews, beating a certain number of other candidates in armed mud-wrestling, and a flawless performance of a blood sacrifice of an orphan.
FOX News Claims France is Dead
The situation in France has worsened to a point that FOX News, yesterday, just decided to announce that in the scheme of things, “France is DEAD.”
Canadian Baseball Fan Incensed by Cooperstown Decision
Canadian McGriff fails to make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Oh, no Canada.
“NU Friends” Sitcom Canceled Before First Airing
We at Flipside felt our readers deserved at least a taste of what might have been had administrators watched past “The One the Morning After.”
Flipside Leaks Flipside Pledge Classes
After an intense Yik Yak fight with the cross-recruiting bastards at Sherman Ave, the bid lists for Flipside fraternity Tappa Tappa Keg and corresponding sorority Delta Delta Delta Delta were leaked today.