Jesus Cancels Another Reunion Tour
While Jesus was unavailable for comment, as he has been for the past two millennia, Pope Francis released a statement on his behalf.
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Hollywood Not Yet Sexist Enough, Plans To Release â12 Angry Womenâ About A Dozen Jurors With Synced-Up Cycles
âFuck you, Sheila, I can write women,â
Nick Jonas Recieves Wedding Bill, Immediately Announces Return of the Jonas Brothers
As any divorced couple knows, a wedding isnât all fun and games though. It is only natural for a couple to look at the mountains of food, hordes of dancers, and thousands of invitations–and then immediately look to their bank statements.
Kelly Must Go Directly to Jail Again, Cannot Pass âGoâ, Cannot Collect $200
“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?â
A Cappella Group Quietly Removes âSmooth Criminalâ/âIgnitionâ Mash-Up from Setlist
Yesterday The Rotary Tones posted on their Facebook that they would be performing a mash-up of Ro Jamesâ âPermissionâ and Aretha Franklinâs âRespect.â
Bradley Cooperâs Girlfriend to Release Sequel: “A Star is Sleeping on the Couch Tonight”
The film will reportedly feature an extremely remorseful Bradley Cooper attempting to win back his âvery beautifulâ girlfriend after running off with, in Shaykâs words, an âuntalented, meat-dress wearing diva.â
Green Book Writers: âCan We Say It Now? Please?â
“Iâm pretty sure this is open and shut. If you need me, Iâll be singing along to my homie Jay-Z.â
Flipside’s Guide to the Oscars
This guide is guaranteed to help your impress your pretentious RTVF friends and possibly make a lot of money betting big in Vegas!Â
Disney eyeing live-action Song of the South remake
Industry insiders speculate that Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is being considered to play the lead role.
Frozone To Guest Star In Frozen 2
âThe current plan is to establish a romance between Elsa and Frozone. Then, theyâll both appear in Toy Story 4, in preparation for the big crossover movie weâve slated for 2022.â