Joker Origin Movie To Reveal Characterâs Age, Real Name, And Pubic Hair Color
Rumors about the film also indicate that the Joker has two moles by his left nipple.
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Endgame Ticket Sales Plummet After New Multi-Factor Authentication Requirement
âThe entire process is really very simple,â explained a confused Cinemark representative, âwe just send you a notification through the Duo app, drop you an quick email, ask you to fill out a supplementary google form, and confirm your identity through carrier pigeon. Everything is for your own security!â
Morty To Become Fourth Jonas Brother In Order To Reduce Debt
At press time, Morty had reportedly compiled a list of potential stage names for himself, with the frontrunner being âMo Jonasâ.
Jesus Cancels Another Reunion Tour
While Jesus was unavailable for comment, as he has been for the past two millennia, Pope Francis released a statement on his behalf.
Hollywood Not Yet Sexist Enough, Plans To Release â12 Angry Womenâ About A Dozen Jurors With Synced-Up Cycles
âFuck you, Sheila, I can write women,â
Nick Jonas Recieves Wedding Bill, Immediately Announces Return of the Jonas Brothers
As any divorced couple knows, a wedding isnât all fun and games though. It is only natural for a couple to look at the mountains of food, hordes of dancers, and thousands of invitations–and then immediately look to their bank statements.
Kelly Must Go Directly to Jail Again, Cannot Pass âGoâ, Cannot Collect $200
“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?â
A Cappella Group Quietly Removes âSmooth Criminalâ/âIgnitionâ Mash-Up from Setlist
Yesterday The Rotary Tones posted on their Facebook that they would be performing a mash-up of Ro Jamesâ âPermissionâ and Aretha Franklinâs âRespect.â
Bradley Cooperâs Girlfriend to Release Sequel: “A Star is Sleeping on the Couch Tonight”
The film will reportedly feature an extremely remorseful Bradley Cooper attempting to win back his âvery beautifulâ girlfriend after running off with, in Shaykâs words, an âuntalented, meat-dress wearing diva.â
Green Book Writers: âCan We Say It Now? Please?â
“Iâm pretty sure this is open and shut. If you need me, Iâll be singing along to my homie Jay-Z.â