Elder Dining Hall to Add PlayPlace to Boost Traffic
“We’re looking to spread our brand throughout the entire campus and dominate dining services at Northwestern.”
Category Archives: Entertainment
Bienen Prof Releases “Best ‘Kidz Bop 33’ Tracks to Make Love To”
Austern notes that Justin Timberlake’s “Can’t Stop the Feeling” is especially good for older adults, writing, “the kids’ voices get so high and shrill, it’ll make it feel like your own kids are in the room with you!”
Evanston Residents Plan Their Own Festival by the Rock to Show Us What It’s Like
The first act is scheduled to open at precisely 6:00 am on the Monday of finals week with subsequent acts performing during the Chem 103, Econ 310, and Physics 135 midterms.
Police Crack Down After Student Group Found Distributing MGMT
“Experts say Jones was supplying the MGMT to students via iPod Nanos.”
Op-Ed: If You Read It Right, The Dillo Map Will Show You Where the Bodies Are
Then it hit me. This map was no perimeter for moral degradation and clinical diseases: it was a guide to discovering the hidden truths of Dillo—and human flesh.
Boyfriend Keeps Nudging Significant Other during Burlesque Show
Throughout the show, Bassera was spotted poking and nudging Hunter to see that she was in fact watching, and taking notes.
Sad Student Does Own Little Burlesque Show in His Room
“I’ve been practicing all week in front of my mirror. Let’s just say everyone’s gonna love my fireman bit,” Westwood said with an utterly pitiful wink.
A&O Presents La La Land with Jordan Horowitz
“Events like this keep me young,” said Barry Jenkins, director of the Best Picture-nominated Moonlight. “I look forward to taking in the spectacle from the audience.”
Zootopia Oscar Nomination Gives Hope to Disenfranchised Furries
“We look at Judy Hopps as a role model for a new generation of furries” said a long-practicing furry who only referred to himself as his fursona “PrideBunny.”
Turns Out Club Penguin was Muslim
Thanks to a team of crack investigators, reporters have heard directly from inside sources that, in fact, Disney-owned Club Penguin is Muslim.