
Paramedics Rush Ryan Field Following Concussion, Put in Time-Out for Interrupting Football Game

âMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyâs skull is more important than footballâ
âMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyâs skull is more important than footballâ
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.
Nathaniel Bittingerâs parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
âPlus, this really isnât so differentâMr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of âem.â
In the aftermath of the theft, the one swab, dubbed âOle Faithfulâ, could be found lying underneath the ransacked shelves of its fallen brethren.
âAuthority. Betrayal. And super-spreader events.â
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iâve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
Passersby described him as âpathetic,â and having âlimbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.â
“At first, I didnât mind, since Iâm tremendously committed to school spirit.”