Yesterday The Rotary Tones posted on their Facebook that they would be performing a mash-up of Ro Jamesâ âPermissionâ and Aretha Franklinâs âRespect.â
One uncomfortably-mustachioed student, however, looks forward to something a little different: the onset of mosquitoes sucking fluids from his body.
Within the past two weeks, Ramosâs memoir has overtaken the previous local bestseller entitled How To Major In Theatre And Not Be A Loser: The Meghan Markle Story.
Bobb resident Sean Heckerson has acquired the ability to transform into a radioactive stink bug by using sheer willpower.
WCAS junior Keith Primis was found deeply traumatized Friday afternoon after a casual greeting from a former member of his PA group.
After months of playing a combination of obscure indie songs and Big Time Rushâs greatest hits, the Rockbot began to question whether it should really allow itself to be guided by the community.
“Bernie has been running across the country for years, and as far as we can tell, will run until he dies.â
The film will reportedly feature an extremely remorseful Bradley Cooper attempting to win back his âvery beautifulâ girlfriend after running off with, in Shaykâs words, an âuntalented, meat-dress wearing diva.â
“Iâm pretty sure this is open and shut. If you need me, Iâll be singing along to my homie Jay-Z.â
“I also told him to âshoot quicklyâ because the camera was low on battery, but I guess he misinterpreted that part, too.â