Some of you came to college to make your parents proud or get silly little degrees in things like âScienceâ or âReadingâ. Not me. I came here to play âThe Gameâ.
The Evanston Fire Department arrived on scene immediately after Martin literally erupted in flames.
âYouâre not a sexy cat, or a sexy maid, or a sexy bottle of Suave Men 3 in 1 Citrus Rush Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash. Youâre just your sad little self, and that should be enough.â
“She just looked at me and said, âDeal with the grade you got or youâll end up like the last one.ââ
âLast Thanksgiving, his mother and I said that we would support him whatever he ended up choosing,â said the elder Isaacs before adding âbutâ and four reasons why economics is âjust so much more employable.â
âI was trying to build up to asking her to see if she wants to see the new Spider-Man movie, but then she started talking about what she would do if webs could come out of her, uh, hands.â
“Given the counterintuitive nature of economic forcesâand how they seem to be a reasonable substitute for proactive decision making at the Cato InstituteâIâm bound to get a good place.â
During a review session for the Econ 202 Midterm, sources have reported that local asshole Jeremy Crack (WCAS â19) commandeered the entire session.
I just sat there in my chair, wondering how this happened and trying not to be labelled a gay-hating misogynist with a small penis for wanting to get back to the lecture.