One committee member spent 69 hours weighing the pros and cons, and literally weighing the hairballs themselves, to determine the leader of the conference.
Itâs still unclear to reporters whether this was his first train ride ever.
On January 6th, he had a chance to show off his gaming skills as he speedran right through the Capitol gates and clutched the 1v1 against the Capitol police.
After Northwesternâs humiliating loss to Southern Illinois University, the Ojibweâno longer wanting to associate with such an embarrassment of a football teamâpulled out from their weekly game-time land acknowledgment. A land acknowledgement, recognizing the ancestral land upon which a particular activity or sports event takes place, is typically conducted at halftime during Northwestern football games. Vice President and Associate Provost for Diversity and Inclusion and Chief Diversity Officer Dr. Robin Coleman spoke out regarding the confusing omission at Saturdayâs game.
Iâm just looking for a valid, down-to-earth betty who can hold my hand, both at Naturdays with the boys and on the campaign trail. Everyone knows youâre a stronger candidate with some hot wife material behind you. Plus, I still havenât found anyone whoâs willing to lay out my clothes the night before like my mom used to do â and also kiss me with tongue the way I hope my mom never does.
Ah spring, the perfect time for soaking up amazing weather, picnicking by the beach, and publicly insulting large groups of people with sexistly-charged insults and not receiving any backlash.
What is this, literally 1984? Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck.
âImagine what it would feel like to have, like, six monthsâ worth of crumbs inside of you.”
Weâre just going to nelky send 90âs Taco Bell,â Wintour announced, donning a pair of Taco Bell x DIFF sunglasses for the occasion.
3 hours later she pulls up in her â11 Ford Focus RS and parks behind my momâs Sienna. I let her in, and we sit down on the OFF-WHITE x IKEA couch. Iâm playin bass stems off Donda 2 from my Kanye West Stem Player; just straight up babymakin music to get my girl HARD.