Op-Ed: Hey, Those Cars in the Movie Cars Are Fucked Up, Right? Like, Where Are Their Bones?
The godless abominations have tongues, so they clearly consume some sort of food.
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Popular Twitter Comedian Way Too Excited to Post Face Reveal
After gaining his 90,000th follower, funniest_memes_central tweeted out, āThanks everybody! 10,000 more follows and Iāll do a face reveal!ā
Flipside Investigation: Democracy Watchdog Ranks Among Us Above the United States in List of World’s Most Functioning Democracies
I took it upon myself to travel to The Skeld to investigate just how good of a democracy they have.
New Rick Riordan Novel Says Hitler was Son of Apollo
A reviewer for the New York Times wrote, āRiordanās new novel adventures into the past to chronicle the demigods that influenced WWII. Making Hitler the son of the god of light is certainly an interesting and unique idea in historical fiction.ā
Teen Supports Decision to Reopen America after Mother Finishes Third James Patterson Novel this Week
Until recently, local teenager Jenny Dorn was an avid supporter of the governmentās decision to continue the coronavirus lockdown until scientists declare that a slow reopening can safely begin. However, she had a change of heart after her mother finished reading her third James Patterson novel this week. āLike most socially-conscious teens of my age, I thought that ending the lockdown within the near future would be disastrous,ā Dorn wrote in a widely shared Change.org petition. āThen my mom cracked
Fox Donates Masked Singer Costumes to Medical Professionals
āWe saw this as a great opportunity to take care of our medical heroes,ā said Megan Locke, a producer on the show. āPlus, the free publicity doesnāt hurt.ā
Amazing Singer Everyone Wants to See in Concert FINALLY going on Instagram Live to Cook Eggs
āSome āfansā have commented that they would prefer to see Ms. Furnuthingā¦ wellā¦ sing, but look! Sheās cooking eggs! Thatās kind of like singing except that thereās no singing involved and eggs ARE involved,ā said Furtnuthingās publicist.
Average Tuition Falls After NU4Bloomberg Students Drop Out
The Northwestern administration stated that the dropping studentsā tuition accounted for about $55.4 million in lost revenue .
Iron Man to be rebranded Fe Male for International Womenās Day
With International Womenās Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
Op-Ed: As a 30-Year Old Man Who Lives in His Parentsā Basement, Parasite Really Spoke to Me
Iāve read other film critics reviews spouting out nonsense about how the movie was a masterful display of how capitalism pits societal classes against each other, but I donāt believe this was really the major point of the film. I understood Bong Joon-hoās message that middle-aged people who live in their parentsā basement should get the same respect as everyone else.