DJ Moondog Sued By Estate of Famed Canine Cosmonaut Laika
âAs it stands, Moondogâs face is a disgrace to the entire space race.â
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From the Distant Archives: Landmark Moments in Scientific History (Vol. II, Edition 3):can i eat tihs cactis
Use old, ancient wisdum [sic] of 20 suncycle [sic] on mothr [sic] Urth [sic] and smarts for smart thing, ask queschun [sic]: âcan i (Borbra Smartbrain Elder Sciencer) eat tihs cactis?â [sic]
Op-ed: Regular Social Media Doesnât Fuel My Superiority Complex Anymore, So You Can Now Only Find Me on Goodreads and Letterboxd
Itâs important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think âWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,â and âDo you think she actually followed what was going on in âInception,â because it kind of seems like it?â
From the Archives: Imhotep Chalamet Looked Sooooo Toned at the CowMonkeyTurtleDragonfly Awards
âThe scarab-beetle black of the tunic really made his pale, malnourished face pop.â
Will Smith Announces It Was ACTUALLY the Gemini Man Who Slapped Chris Rock
âThat Gemini Manâs been after my skin ever since we finished filming, but I never would have thought heâd hit Chris Rock while I was practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror,â Smith said.
Gunna Announces Kidney Stone Diagnosis, to Take Hiatus from Pushing Pee
âI canât do this pushinâ P shit anymore, man,â the âLemonadeâ rapper lamented through tears via Instagram Live earlier this morning. âAll I can get out is blood and little rocks, and the whole time it burns like hell – this ainât P, dude. Like, literally. Look at this. Does that look like P to you?.â
Study Abroad Office Now Offering Summer Trip to Your Mom’s House
Your momâs house is proving to be an incredibly popular destination with many Northwestern students.
Two Roads Diverged in A Yellow Wood and My Wife Left Me: Poems By Willie Loman
A new TikTok trend has gained popularity with men over forty and anyone suffering under late-stage capitalism. The #poemsbywillieloman trend went viral after account posted a series of videos of him speeding home while violently shaking his head to the beat of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, with this poem written in the caption:
From The Archives: Railroads Hate Them! With This ONE-WEIRD TRICK The Donner Family CUT Their Traveling Expenses in HALF!
His savvy entrepreneurship made him the BANE of the Union Pacific Railroad!
From the Archives: Woe is Me! This Dreadful Winter Has Produced Puddles all Over Campus, But Alas I Have No Gentleman Suitor to Lay His Coat Over so that I May Pass
If only I had worn my green velvet dress to the residential college boardâs Christmas party last winter â surely Archibald would have asked for my hand!