Average Tuition Falls After NU4Bloomberg Students Drop Out
The Northwestern administration stated that the dropping studentsâ tuition accounted for about $55.4 million in lost revenue .
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âWell, well, well, whoâs laughing now?â Says Student Spending Spring Break in Tiny Deep Sea Capsule
âThey all called me âJenny the Weirdo,â âJenny the Deep Sea Freak,â âJenny-the-girl-who-got-her-head-stuck-inside-a-beaker-during-a-bio-lab,ââ said Smeely, âOh how the tables have turned!â
Daily Northwestern Breaks 15 Day Streak of Not Publishing Anything Racist
From heavily censoring the coverage of political events, to publicly accounting the suffering of âtaking the train and sitting next to POOR people,â the Daily has a proud tradition of standing up for what is right.
98% of Chemistry Classes Fail Bechdel Test
I donât think a conversation passes the Bechdel test if a man says, âbut actually,â every time the professor or I try to get a word in.
Iron Man to be rebranded Fe Male for International Womenâs Day
With International Womenâs Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
Girl Scouts to Sell by Donation New âLemon Leninsâ After Turning to the âCause of the Proletariatâ
They have raised more than $20,000 which they plan to invest directly into âfreeing the working class from under the thumb of laissez-faire.â
Students Gather to Shoot the Shit, Survive Methane Explosion
Chunks of a plastic Port-A-Potty were strewn across Sheridan Road after students decided to meet up and shoot the shit to decompress on a Friday night.
Ask Flippy: How Can I Work My Max Bench Press (225 lbs) into Conversations?
Dear Flippy, One week ago, I finally hit a new max bench press (225 pounds). While I appreciate my buddy Keith smacking my ass and saying that Iâm âyolked as shit, bro,â I find myself yearning for attention in other facets of my life. To solve this, I have been trying to interject my max bench press (102.058 kilograms) into casual conversation. However, Iâm worried that my lift-related comments arenât being received as they should be. How can I delicately
Bezos Accidentally Donates $10 Billion To Wrong Amazon
I mean, just look at the names. Thereâs the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereâs the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
Op-Ed: As a 30-Year Old Man Who Lives in His Parentsâ Basement, Parasite Really Spoke to Me
Iâve read other film critics reviews spouting out nonsense about how the movie was a masterful display of how capitalism pits societal classes against each other, but I donât believe this was really the major point of the film. I understood Bong Joon-hoâs message that middle-aged people who live in their parentsâ basement should get the same respect as everyone else.