Elderly Trump Supporters Find New Love on Boomr
âI just really needed him to find someone fast so we could talk about baseball again, and I needed to weed out any liberal grandmas or âsnowflakesâ,â
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âRunninâ with the Devilâ Tribute to Van Halen at Mike Pence Speech Probably a Bad Idea in Hindsight
Vice President Pence supports the presidentâs Christian values and would not be Trumpâs running mate if he had any ties with Satan.â
Wisconsin Dairy Farmers Angered by Trump Administration Support of Turkey, Abandonment of Curds as Favored Protein Source
Already, many curd groups are striking deals with the Russian and Syrian governments to remain competitive, receiving aid in the form of milk pasteurizers and arms shipments.
Kirstjen Nielsen Resigns Upon Realizing she Forgot Where she Put the Key to the Cages
Despite what she is calling a âminor inconvenience,â Nielsen says she is trying to look on the bright side.
William Barr to House Democrats: âDo You Like It When I Tease You?â
When asked what he meant by this, Mr. Barr wasted no time responding, saying âmmmmmm those dirty, dirty Democrats want that juicy Mueller report.
State of the Union between Donald and Melania rapidly deteriorating
Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
Trump Now Has Complete Set of Happy Meal Toys
âI got them all, folks,â the actual president said to raucous cheers from his unpaid Secret Service guards.
Op-Ed: Netflix Could Shoot Someone on Fifth Avenue and Iâd Still Pay for Their Service
LookâIâm not usually in favor of violence. However, Iâve been appalled by media attacks on Netflix over their new pricing plan. I have a simple message for my fellow Netflix customers who are considering defecting: if Netflix CEO Reed Hastings were to shoot someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, I would have no qualms about continuing my subscription. The reason is simple: consider the alternatives. Iâm not saying Netflix is perfect, but itâs sure better than Hulu. Is it
New Executive Order Is Just Book of Leviticus
At press time, President Trump had already cancelled the executive order after realizing that it would have banned slander, lying, showing partiality to the rich, and of course, letting your hair become unkempt.
Jeff Sessions Recalled to Santaâs Workshop Unexpectedly Early
In a surprise move, the White House announced Wednesday that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had resigned to return to his seasonal gig at Santaâs workshop. In a statement read by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the administration called Sessionâs departure âregrettable but necessary.â The statement lamented that the Christmas season is starting âearlier and earlierâŠlike, its not even Thanksgiving but CVS is already playing Michael BublĂ© tracks on repeat.â Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein spoke Thursday about the personal impact