Americans Reject Subtitles, Unless Itâs to Understand the Accents on Love Island UK
Americans embrace subtitles to understand terms like âpied off,â âfactor 50,â and âgrafting.â
Ask Flippy: This Crazy Chick Wants to âDefine the Relationshipâ After 12 Years of Dating, What Do I Do?
Traditional labels like âboyfriendâ or âsignificant otherâ are just so confining for a modern guy like myself.
Morty and ROTC to Unveil New âHands-Onâ Study Abroad Program in Iran
After the wildly unsuccessful âBay of Pigs Internship Programâ, itâs only natural that administration is tightening their application requirements.
Mr. Ratburn Endorses Buttigieg, says He Best Represents the Gay Elitist Rat Demographic
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on childrenâs network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.â
Ask Flippy: Iâm Running to Norbucks, Want Anything?
If you donât want caffeine, they have smoothies and stuff, too, I think.
Op-ed: Itâs Not Fair That the âCool Kidsâ Also Get to Be the âHot Onesâ, Thereâs No Temperature Left For the Rest of Us.
The Popular Kids are popular precisely because theyâre simultaneously âcoolâ and âhotâ. Well I donât like that- so for once Iâve decided to support climate change.
Biden Suggests Having His âTechyâ Niece Take a Crack at Iowa Voting App
âWhy, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I donât see what the hold-up is here,â said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his fatherâs days as a used car salesman.
From the Archives: Pete Buttigieg Announces Himself Valedictorian Before Grades Officially Released
The school announced Monday that the reporting of semester grades was delayed because of “inconsistencies” in some teachersâ grading.
McCormick Student Retakes Rice Purity Test, Finds Score Went Up
âWhen I came here, I had a purity score of 100,â attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick â23, âbut when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.â
Ask Flippy: Whatâs a Simp And Why Does Everybody Keep Calling me One?
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot