âIâm already on Adderall because I have ADHD,â said animator Ryan Fogel, âBut I started crushing and snorting it, and oh my GOD itâs so much better!â
Percy, the lovable small green engine, will reportedly explore his newfound attractions to his fellow trains, Emily and Gordon, in a three episode arc which will culminate with, as Wagner put it, âthe most passionate love-making scene, the likes of which the Island of Sodor has never seen.â
Melâs âsingular visionâ is making Veggietales into a series hyper focused on the way âthose damn Jews sold out the King of Kingsâ.
The app only requires you to answer one question: did you have Diamond or Pearl?
Meghan Markle did not explicitly name her son after Northwestern. Duh. As anyone who has watched The Princess Diaries would know, royals have to be discreet.
The two reportedly exchanged Yahoo addresses right before leaving the Gala in their respective family Subarus, but only time will tell if the mutual promise to âdefinitely keep in touch over the school yearâ will be upheld.
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe weâll never know the full story.â
Despite the backlash, Disney executives donât seem to be worried. âWhatâre they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isnât a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?
“Only time and weekly episodes at 9pm EST will tell Who Will Get Chair, which, as far as Flipside investigators can tell, is the premise of British Chair Show. That, and gratuitous rape scenes that fanboys insist are ‘for the realism.'”