Crowd, in Unison, Says āNiceā After A$AP Ferg Says 69
“It makes me glad to know that 69 is still a powerful unifying force to this day.ā
Category Archives: Entertainment
Gotta Go Fast: Animators Rush to Overhaul Sonic Movie in Month-Long Adderall Bender
āIām already on Adderall because I have ADHD,ā said animator Ryan Fogel, āBut I started crushing and snorting it, and oh my GOD itās so much better!ā
Not To Be Outdone, Thomas the Tank Engine Writers Announce Percy is Pansexual
Percy, the lovable small green engine, will reportedly explore his newfound attractions to his fellow trains, Emily and Gordon, in a three episode arc which will culminate with, as Wagner put it, āthe most passionate love-making scene, the likes of which the Island of Sodor has never seen.ā
Mel Gibsonās Veggietales reboot to focus on how the Jews betrayed Jesus
Melās āsingular visionā is making Veggietales into a series hyper focused on the way āthose damn Jews sold out the King of Kingsā.
New Dating App Matches You with People Who Had the Same Version of the Gen 4 PokƩmon Games that You Did
The app only requires you to answer one question: did you have Diamond or Pearl?
A Flipside investigation: If you rearrange the letters of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, you get Northwestern hrmnaoibsdraantiiocu
Meghan Markle did not explicitly name her son after Northwestern. Duh. As anyone who has watched The Princess Diaries would know, royals have to be discreet.
True To Its āCampā Theme, Met Gala Concludes With Awkward Silent Handjob Behind Cabin 16
The two reportedly exchanged Yahoo addresses right before leaving the Gala in their respective family Subarus, but only time will tell if the mutual promise to ādefinitely keep in touch over the school yearā will be upheld.
Detective Pikachu Conveniently Loses Bodycam Footage to āStaticā
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe weāll never know the full story.ā
Russian Roulette: Disney Announces Every 6th Endgame Screening Will Play Aladdin
Despite the backlash, Disney executives donāt seem to be worried. āWhatāre they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
Ask Flippy: How Did A$AP Ferg Fill Out His Name on ScanTrons When There Is Not a Corresponding Dollar Sign Bubble?
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isnāt a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?