The two reportedly exchanged Yahoo addresses right before leaving the Gala in their respective family Subarus, but only time will tell if the mutual promise to âdefinitely keep in touch over the school yearâ will be upheld.
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe weâll never know the full story.â
Despite the backlash, Disney executives donât seem to be worried. âWhatâre they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isnât a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?
“Only time and weekly episodes at 9pm EST will tell Who Will Get Chair, which, as far as Flipside investigators can tell, is the premise of British Chair Show. That, and gratuitous rape scenes that fanboys insist are ‘for the realism.'”
âJesus fucking Christ, please tell me this isnât happening,â Jason Rothman (WCAS â19) said as he shook his head in dismay.
“My voice sounds really decent on an auto-tuned studio recording. Still, the acapella groups wonât accept me, even though at least half of them sound like youâre listening to an Instagram cover of Mariah Carey.”
“As a matter of fact, I actually thought someone had just sent us professional photos of a terminally ill person at first glance. But then, one of our interns played a video Preston sent us of him sitting still for 12 hours and it seemed like the perfect fit. What can I say; the kidâs a natural!â
Rumors about the film also indicate that the Joker has two moles by his left nipple.
âThe entire process is really very simple,â explained a confused Cinemark representative, âwe just send you a notification through the Duo app, drop you an quick email, ask you to fill out a supplementary google form, and confirm your identity through carrier pigeon. Everything is for your own security!â