Success: Girl Who Called You Ugly In Middle School Now Has 3 Kids All Named Zayden
We here at the Flipside are also happy to report that Hannah Griffin now has 3 kids, all of which are inexplicably named Zayden.
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Ask Flippy: Ever Since I Fucked Your Husband Youâve Been Treating Me Like a Completely Different Person. What Gives?
Next time you get a friendâs husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about âSteveâs mind-blowing oralâ on your sexual health blog.
Searle Doctor Declares Dead Body âFineâ after Strep Test Comes Back Negative
âHer body may be slowly eroding, but thatâs a-okay, because she definitely doesnât have Strep!â said Dr. Lou.
Feminist Lit Class Vows to Remove the Word âManâ From All Books by 2025
All copies of those volumes too patriarchal to edit will be ceremoniously burned on the Lakefill every Thursday night between now and 2025, along with multiple bras and Josh from the Earth Science department who has manspread on the âLâ one too many times.
Oopsie Alert! That Self-Deprecating Joke During The Ice Breaker Did NOT Stick The Landing
It seems you have a quarter of minimal eye contact and awkward glances to look forward to.
Students Rejoice! Morty Announces Lakefill 2, Which Finally Connects Us Directly to Gary, Indiana
Thousands of students convened on the Lakefill Friday night for President Morton Schapiroâs much-anticipated mystery announcement. Said Schapiro: âAfter considering our budget allocations, we realized that we werenât putting enough towards our studentsâ mental health. Thatâs why weâre encouraging students to clear their heads with walk along the beautiful Lake Michigan; which will now be a nature-filled forty-three mile stretch. Go âCats!â Clamorous applause and cheering erupted instantly the moment Schapiro yanked the curtain off his scale model of âLakefill
Not Again! Silly Freshman Gets Lost… In Underground Sex Ring
Gibbonsâ unfortunate sex-ring escapade is just one of many kooky accidents that befall directionally-challenged first-years.
Morty Threatens to Raise Tuition 3.6% for Every Game Basketball Team Loses
Northwestern Students across campus seem to agree that while the punishment is harsh, itâs the only way to get the basketball team to stop losing.
Not Getting that Chuck E. Cheese Internship is Rock Bottom for Area Freshman
Area freshman Hugo Baxter officially hit rock bottom Thursday morning after he opened his email only to find a formal letter of rejection for a summer internship position at wildly mediocre childrenâs entertainment center and restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese. Sources close to Baxter have shared that the Chuck E. Cheese gig was the last hurrah for the McCormick student, after a devastating fall quarter of rejections from all of Baxterâs dream positions at literally every single reputable firm under the
Cold Weather Making Life “Really Hard” for Kids in Thousand-Dollar Jackets
âMaking Northwestern a safe place for incredibly rich shitheads is more or less part of our mission statement,â Schapiro said.