Norris Center Staff Shoots Child for Using Non-Norris Center Chalk on Sidewalk
“Tragic, but ultimately, this is the price we pay for security.”
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“Chicken And Boba” And Other Creative Names For Your Chicken And Boba Shop
In light of the opening of “Chicken and Boba,” the new Chicken and Boba spot in Norris with quite possibly the most creative name of any shop ever to be named, here are several other creative names for your very own Chicken and Boba place.
Morty Sends Mass Text: “Pull up 4 vaccine, $5 for dudes, ladies free all night”
“I got a vaccine plug from a buddy of mine in Kappa Delta Moderna, and I was just looking to get lit, get wild, and vaccinate some shawties,”
Norris Gives All 200 Vaccine Doses To Single Football Player
“I feel fucking amazing,” said Jaxmaxon, whose arms, swollen from the several hundred syringe pokes he received, eclipsed every other part of his body. “This is the physique I’ve been working toward for years now.”
Ask Flippy: I’m Running to Norbucks, Want Anything?
If you don’t want caffeine, they have smoothies and stuff, too, I think.
Norris Rockbot Breaks Free from Public Control, Finally Plays “Deepthroat”
After months of playing a combination of obscure indie songs and Big Time Rush’s greatest hits, the Rockbot began to question whether it should really allow itself to be guided by the community.
“MeetMeAtNorris” Hashtag Most Commonly Used Before Drug Transactions
Students interviewed overwhelmingly agreed that that using the hash tag “MeetMeAtNorris” allows them to maximize their illegal activity during ten minute passing periods.
Model of New Norris in Current Norris to Receive Tenure
“It was always there for me when I was struggling with a class or confused about just how much money new Norris is supposed to cost, and with tenure it can now help other students like me for decades to come.”
Frontera Fresco In Norris Now Open Just 15 Minutes A Week
Beginning this quarter, the Frontera Fresco Mexican grill located in the Norris Center will now be open just fifteen minutes a week, from 4:30 A.M. to 4:45 A.M.
Payphone in Norris About to Activate Sleeper Agent
Every single person in Norris today is blissfully ignorant of what they, and all humanity, will soon experience.