The odds that your professor has done something problematic that has ended up online are incredibly high. All you need to do is find the evidence.Â
Students who can’t turn that frown upside down after 3 CAPS appointments will receive vouchers for free flower.
Big Draco stopped short of requesting a 5% cut of club funding, noting the Associated Student Government mandated budgets for each publication.
“It’s just really nice to know they care, you know? To know that they recognize how hard this has all been.”
“Not even a sweatband with his frat’s logo on it to keep his quarantine haircut out of his eyes!”
Maybe he’s never had any trouble getting it up before.
“Such emails serve absolutely no purpose, other than reminding the majority of students how shitty they are for not reading whatever book it was that they were supposed to.”
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?
Taking advantage of the popularity of Among Us, Northwestern has decided to create a similar game to encourage students to complete tasks that they usually avoid, such as signing up for the NCA career fair.
“Every day we would see mail destined for similarly named schools misdelivered here. We were getting sick of having to forward it all,” says Felicia Staamp, (42°N)orth(87.4°W)estern’s postmaster.