ICED OUT, the newest novel by New York Times Best Selling Author Phoebe Horn, is expected to hit shelves across the nation later this week.
IKEA apparently decided the world needed a reminder that their display beds are not to be used for fooling around.
Now, Iām sure you have a lot of questions that ma and pa didnāt quite answer.
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman ānever bangs our Lord and tells”.
Thereās just something about those rocks that gets my mind thinking and my body moving
“At first, I didnāt mind, since Iām tremendously committed to school spirit.”
Speaking of safety, these active couples arenāt putting it first. But are we really surprised that theyāre avoiding protection when they already have a hard time keeping their masks above their noses? Letās cut them some slack. After all, itās just not the same with a mask on.
Bennett can only cringe in embarrassment knowing that while her professor loves Daphneās character arc in the first few episodes, she will soon watch the protagonist cum in two minutes with zero foreplay.
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
Next time you get a friendās husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about āSteveās mind-blowing oralā on your sexual health blog.