The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
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Obit: Local Student Found Dead After Being on Hold with Residential Services About Mold in Bobb for 17 Hours
“By the time it went to voicemail sixteen hours later, spores were already growing out of her corpse.”
Dad Encourages Black Mold Growth in House to Create Dorm Experience for Quarantined Freshman Scheduled to Live in Bobb
“Every day I hose down the walls. Then I turn on the heat on low, so we can marinate in the humidity.”
Bobb resident Sean Heckerson has acquired the ability to transform into a radioactive stink bug by using sheer willpower.
“A glossy poster of the $110 million renovated arena makes my chronic cough entirely worth it,” said Bobb resident Jason McKeen.
Schapiro insisted that selling ad space is not mandatory. However, his rule that those who did not comply would have to spend a night as a Bobb RA has made PowerPoint ads quite popular among professors.
Freshmen were shocked to find out these conveniently located containers weren’t designed for their puking needs.
Later that night, students began to report sightings of a “giant, writhing, spider-like creature” near the Bobb recreation room.
Local Bobb residents who were given a special look at the fragrance also speak to its exquisite indescribability
“Who are we fooling with this ‘one cohesive campus’ bullshit?”, added an anonymous tour guide.