
New Survey Finds Curling to be Best Olympic Sport to have Sex to

Thereâs just something about those rocks that gets my mind thinking and my body moving
Thereâs just something about those rocks that gets my mind thinking and my body moving
“At first, I didnât mind, since Iâm tremendously committed to school spirit.”
Speaking of safety, these active couples arenât putting it first. But are we really surprised that theyâre avoiding protection when they already have a hard time keeping their masks above their noses? Letâs cut them some slack. After all, itâs just not the same with a mask on.
Bennett can only cringe in embarrassment knowing that while her professor loves Daphneâs character arc in the first few episodes, she will soon watch the protagonist cum in two minutes with zero foreplay.
âI really feel for Olâ Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinâ, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itâs truly a tragedy of our generation.â
Next time you get a friendâs husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about âSteveâs mind-blowing oralâ on your sexual health blog.
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. Itâs okay, though. November is coming up soon and Iâll try again then, because of No Nut â shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I wonât need to change socks all the time,â he clarified.
I was lazy, listless, and broken inside, but ever since our night (or really evening) of passion, my life has totally turned around. I got into not one, but two improv groups on campus.
When asked what he meant by this, Mr. Barr wasted no time responding, saying âmmmmmm those dirty, dirty Democrats want that juicy Mueller report.
“Iâve probably got more STIs than I can count, so itâs gonna be really cool to finally find out what some of them are called.â